Suit Me Up, Uncle Alfred!




As I told my friends at the time, Joel Schumacher's Batman and Robin was "so bad I saw it twice.", but I've seen it many times since then.  I consider it to be the return of so-bad-it's-good cinema.  In fact, it's so terrible, it's awesome!  And this is probably the worst/best part.  Kindly old Uncle Alfred, or maybe just his "brain algorithms", has designed a Batgirl costume that makes his hot teen-aged niece look like an Irving Klaw latex fetish model.  It has nipples!



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